That last entry sure sounded like a combination of emoness, attention-whorism, and teenage angst.
So, here's another filler for you.
I've put the mouse on the left side of my monitor. I think I'll try this out for a week and see how well it works.
I always thought it was silly that societal conventions have computer mice on the right side for right-handed people. My left-handed writing looks somewhat better than my right-hand, but it still takes a long time to write with that hand. =